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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The Blog of an (ex) Bartender Gone Terribly Wrong</description><title>COCKTAIL TUMBLR!!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cocktail)</generator><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>One of the funniest videos ever.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLghJa-RBnk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLghJa-RBnk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of the funniest videos ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/203737524</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/203737524</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:54:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Keeping Hard Working People Working Ever Harder just to survive...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5EbMCIKTNIQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5EbMCIKTNIQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Keeping Hard Working People Working Ever Harder just to survive insures that they will never have the time to do the additional work needed to research how to assign responsibility for what’s wrong with the world, and never have the time to assure that things ever get changed.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/48112814</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/48112814</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>pollution control</category><category>social responsibility</category></item><item><title>WRITING A PERSUASIVE ESSAY</title><description>
How to Write a Persuasive Essay
from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit Whether for...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/46394618</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/46394618</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:13:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>RIGHT TO JUDGE THE LAW "JURY NULLIFICATION" OF A HATED LAW.  READ ELEVEN, BELOW.</title><description>
How to Get Out of Jury Duty
from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit While it is your...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/46393663</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/46393663</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:59:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>By Krakie!! I've Done IT Again!!!</title><description>That’s “IT” as in “Information Technology”.  I had a problem with a...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/36515139</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/36515139</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 21:01:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>JOHN’S CONDITION </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y2nusL3oFlI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y2nusL3oFlI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;JOHN’S CONDITION &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/33311987</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/33311987</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:40:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>COP ESSAY </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2rv9b-9qBIc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2rv9b-9qBIc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;COP ESSAY &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/33228520</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/33228520</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:11:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>An error occurred copying file dtscsi.sys to C:\$WIN_NT$\dtscsi.sys</title><description>I ran into this problem last week trying to upgrade Windows XP Home to Pro.  The error message...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/31600961</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/31600961</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:23:00 -0400</pubDate><category>An error occurred copying file dtscsi.sys to C:\$WIN_NT$\dtscsi.sys</category></item><item><title>Hey!  Tampa “Plant Hall” Garden Show 2008.  I was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/H7OxdQAW66wb1rmn8LfkSCsqo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hey!  Tampa “Plant Hall” Garden Show 2008.  I was there! Here’s my Photo Gallery: &lt;a href="http://www.tampaagriculturalproducts.com/plantcity/fs_aux.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tampaagriculturalproducts.com/plantcity/fs_aux.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.tampaagriculturalproducts.com/plantcity/fs_aux.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/29581134</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/29581134</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Windows XP Media Center Sucks.  Vista Sucks.</title><description>With Vista as the print server (Vista Print Server - aka Vista Sucks) and XP Media Center as the...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/28191487</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/28191487</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:45:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Free societies…are societies in motion, and with motion comes tension, dissent, friction. 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Beer is good says...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/H7OxdQAW63vfnyimH3J8W10H_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;LIEBER EIN BIER VON HIER ALS EIN KUß VON DIR&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beer is good says the doctor!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Overworked?    Beer helps you relax&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nervous?         Beer quiets the nerves&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stiff?              Beer loosens the limbs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Together with beer - Nature and Health. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/23124948</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/23124948</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:58:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>WORLD'S GREATEST BEER LIST</title><description>I compiled this list some years back - there may be a few that you feel are missing either because...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/23101279</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/23101279</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:31:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>WORKING IN TECHNOLOGY TODAY "IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE"</title><description>I moved from Manhattan, NY, to Brooksville FL about three and a half years ago and started up my own...</description><link>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/22571630</link><guid>http://cocktail.tumblr.com/post/22571630</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>old novell</category><category>DOS</category><category>stupid users</category></item></channel></rss>
